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August 28, 2005  I was going through some old videotapes and re-discovered the hilarity of American Kickboxer 1, an anemic 1991 release from Global Pictures, the company Yoram Globus formed after his split with Menahem Golan. The movie is a rather tiresome affair notable only for its title, which is not a joke. Amazingly enough, hardcore fans of AK1 would have to wait two years for the inevitable American Kickboxer 2, which apparently bears no relation to the first one other than its title. You'd think if you named a movie American Kickboxer 1 that you'd have the second one waiting in the wings. Interestingly, Globus would try the same recipe--take a semi-successful Cannon movie, slap "American" before the title and make a terrible knockoff of said film--to limited effect in 1993 with American Cyborg. August 22, 2005  I met Dr. Moog, the synthesizer legend who died yesterday, at the NAMM show in Anaheim in 2001. He demonstrated a new moogerfooger device that his company had just released, and then he gladly indulged me in discussing the Crumar Spirit, a synthesizer that he designed in 1983 for an Italian company. He told me a fond tale about it and I thanked him for his wonderful keyboards... August 17, 2005  I realized this week that I have forgotten to mark the first anniversary of the passing of legendary film composer Jerry Goldsmith, who died on July 21, 2004. I've rectified that by recording and presenting to you my simple piano arrangement of the theme from "First Contact." (Recorded 8/17/05 on my mom's piano.) Hope you enjoy. August 03, 2005  Those who know me also know of my love for The Golden Girls. A little-known fact is that, when Dorothy got married and the original NBC show went off the air in 1992, CBS brought the show back for the 1992-1993 season as The Golden Palace, in which the characters (minus Dorothy) buy and operate a fancy Miami hotel. Betty White, Rue McClanahan and Estelle Getty all reprised their roles, with the new additions of a young (and very New Jack) Don Cheadle as Harold, the hotel manager, and Cheech Marin as Chuy, the hotel cook. There's also a little kid who lives at the hotel. With eight seasons of the original show not being enough to satiate ravenous fans such as myself, many wanted Lifetime TV, which has nearly made its name on Golden Girls reruns and bad made-for-TV movies about abusive husbands, to broadcast the one existing season of The Golden Palace. Although it is now several years after the initial flurry of hipster interest in The Golden Girls, Lifetime has happily obliged, as the show began airing this week at 6:30 p.m. and 11 p.m. But sort of like the Republican Party, we need to be careful what we wish for, as we have now discovered why The Golden Palace lasted one season: it completely sucks. It plays like some of the really stale episodes of The Golden Girls after that show had jumped the shark, in terms of bad jokes and predictable character dynamics. But even bad episodes of the original series had a certain gravitas and street cred that the newer show completely lacks. Most of the difficulty, at first glance, seems to stem from the lack of Bea Arthur, who was not only the best actress in the cast but also gave the show its grounding and was the source of most of its best moments. Blanche, Rose and Sophia are great characters, but the reason they worked well was because they played off of Dorothy. And Dorothy oftentimes functioned as the stand-in for the audience, highlighting the other characters' idiosyncracies. With The Golden Palace, we got a show that used the hotel situation as a crutch to trot out the same tired jokes about Blanche and Rose, but without any expansion of them as characters and without any of the feminist edge that characterized The Golden Girls' first several seasons. August 01, 2005
You've got Bolton!
On an unrelated note, I found an old piece I did about Peter Duesberg, the semi-crazy UC Berkeley AIDS scientist who believes that HIV does not cause AIDS. When I re-read my piece, I remembered that I thought it was pretty good when I wrote it. The whole dissident AIDS movement was (is?) fascinating. I don't think they were right about a lot of things, but their critiques of AIDS treatment--based on their observations of the completely abnormal behavior of the HIV virus--actually made quite a lot of sense. Also, faithful readers of this site will notice that I've changed the structure of it a bit, with the URL patrick.runkle.info now being the true location of the page. The old address, patrickrunkle.com, will still forward to this site. |